Speed run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times).
Welcome back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
Settings World Champion
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
Beat the game
Complete The Stanley Parable.
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Click on door 430 five times
Click on door 430 five times.
Get your first achievement
Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first.
You can't jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
Speed run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Click on door 430 five times.
Click on door 430 five times.
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You can't jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
Achievement
This is an achievement.
Welcome back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
Go outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Frequent Flyer
Find all fast travel dataterms.
Rough Landing
While Berserk cyberware is active, perform a Superhero Landing to kill or incapacitate 2 enemies.
Daemon In The Shell
Kill or incapacitate 3 enemies with one "Detonate Grenade" quickhack.
Relic Ruler
Unlock all Perks in the Relic Perk tree.
The Wasteland
Complete all gigs and NCPD Scanner Hustles in the Badlands.