Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Elven Hero
🔒 Hidden Achievement
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Nonconformist
🔒 Hidden Achievement
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Trail of Fear
Lock up your first Supervillain in GCPD.
Journey into Knight
Even The Odds.
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Horrible Driver
Commit unspeakable driving atrocities.
With an Iron Fist
Fully Explore the Order Policy Track.
City of Science
Develop a city to produce more than 100 science per turn.
Death Before Shame
Fully Explore the Honor Policy Track.
I Can Has Nukes?
Drop a Nuke on another Civ.