Tectonic ambassador
Have 250 mines.
Type II civilization
Have 150 shipments.
Extreme polydactyly
Have 300 cursors.
Gardener extraordinaire
Have 250 farms.
You can stop now
Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Woops, you solved world hunger
Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Lord of Constructs
Own 2,500 buildings.
The old never bothered me anyway
Have 250 grandmas.
Curses and maledictions
Have 150 wizard towers.
Dimensional shift
Have 100 portals.
F12
Have 1 javascript console.
Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Wholesome
Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Sacrifice
Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Oblivion
Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
From scratch
Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Nihilism
Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Dematerialize
Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Rebirth
Ascend at least once.
It's the economy, stupid
Have 200 banks.