Haven't even begun to peak
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Resurrection
Ascend 10 times.
Smurf account
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Bad chemistry
Have 600 alchemy labs.
A light snack
Have 550 prisms.
Quadricentennial and a half
Have at least 450 of everything.
A sometimes food
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Particular tastes
Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Reduced to gibbering heaps
Have 600 portals.
You are inevitable
Have 450 idleverses.
I think it's safe to say you've got it made
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Never get bored
Have 500 fractal engines.
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
Have 450 javascript consoles.
Thick-skinned
Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Lazarus
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Fading luck
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Caveman to cosmos
Have 550 time machines.
You'll never know if you don't go
Have 500 chancemakers.
And then what?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Is there life on Mars?
Have 600 shipments.