A sometimes food
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Particular tastes
Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Reduced to gibbering heaps
Have 600 portals.
You are inevitable
Have 450 idleverses.
I think it's safe to say you've got it made
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Never get bored
Have 500 fractal engines.
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
Have 450 javascript consoles.
Thick-skinned
Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Lazarus
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Fading luck
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Caveman to cosmos
Have 550 time machines.
You'll never know if you don't go
Have 500 chancemakers.
And then what?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Is there life on Mars?
Have 600 shipments.
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Have 500 prisms.
Reindeer sleigher
Pop 200 reindeer.
Quadricentennial
Have at least 400 of everything.
Versatile
Have 400 idleverses.
Don't let me leave, Murph
Have 550 portals.
Feed me, Orteil
Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.