Wrinkler poker
Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Septcentennial
Have at least 700 of everything.
Introspection
Have 700 You.
Wrath cookie
Click a wrath cookie.
Everyone everywhere all at once
Have 650 You.
Genetic bottleneck
Have 550 You.
Despite everything, it's still you
Have 600 You.
Oft we mar what's well
Purchase 700 upgrades.
Know thyself
Have 450 You.
Didn't make sense not to live
Have 500 You.
Army of me
Have 400 You.
Strength in numbers
Have 350 You.
Overcrowding
Have 300 You.
Life finds a way
Have 250 You.
Episode II
Have 150 You.
Copy that
Have 200 You.
Born for this job
Have 100 You.
Multiplicity
Have 50 You.
Self-made
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Reproducible results
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.